For one day only- and just ten dollars (well, you can buy it after but it'll cost you more)! Also, they've just started international shipping, so you can buy from anywhere in the world! ANYWHERE!
Go here http://shirt.woot.com
After today it'll be found at http://shirt.woot.com/Friends.aspx?k=5633
The shirt it's printed on isn't as yellow as that, though. This is for ILLUSTRATION PURPOSES ONLY, dammit
Save him from a torrent of abuse- "WTF is that? A blob in a hat" "French? Yeah right?" "Nazis?!? I hate these guys" etc- Merci!