Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...

Another bleedin robot? It's like bloody Buck Rogers around here. Anyway, please vote or comment over at shirt.woot (click the pic)


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Those Mechanical Men and Their Flying Machines!

Yes, it's a robot. On a bike. A flying bike.

Also, it reminded me of this:

In a bold move that has stunned Hollywood insiders, newly-divorced comeback-kid Troy McClure has turned down the supporting lead in McBain IV to direct and star in his own pet project: The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel. Will the gambit pay off? 20th Century Fox is betting... it will.

As always, just send me an telegram (or email, I guess- what is this, like, the future or something?) if you have any comments, questions, complaints or death threats (preferably none of the latter)

The Man Machine

As everyone's favourite Krautlectro pioneers Kraftwerk once said: "We are the robots (bleep blee blee bleep)". These guys are also robots, great hulking metallic men of mystery, gleaming in the light of a thousand distant stars... but really all they want is a big robohug. Could you deny them that? Could you?!

The Runaway


The Awakening


He Came In Peace


The Juggler


Until tomorrow, goodbye...


The Monster of Moonstone Ridge


...I thought not. And now that I've got you in a particularly benevolent mood, feel free to head over to threadless and check out these robotically-inclined t-shirts. And if you'd like to read some short short stories about the above plastic pals it's fun to be with (though I think these guys are probably metal), then check out their respective flickr pages.






Awful, isn't it?

A Visitor From The North

Across the arctic wastes he came, striding over frozen lakes and snow-capped mountains. Where had this visitor come from? Who had created this hulking man of metal? And what did he want with us?

Monster Mash wins Bestee!

Huzzah! Awesome work everyone, especially Joe AKA Isaboa (who I also nicked this image from- thanks Joe!)
Does this mean I can call myself an award winner?