Wednesday, 29 October 2008

All right, stop! COLLABORATE and listen...

Oh yeah, it's a collaboration! Two collaborations in fact. Collaborations on a massive scale. First up it's the one day only birdalicious spectacular over at teefury. Featuring the avian creations of 72 (count 'em) artists, including lots of names you're sure to recognise, all giving their individual spin on the teefury logo, the shirt actually looks amazing, so be sure to snap one up (only $9!):


And here's my contribution to the project, The Rt. Hon. Mr T. Fury, Esq.

The Rt. Hon. Mr T. Fury, Esq.

And now for something completely different, or at least with rather more gore, it's the Emptees Anniversary Zombie Tee. Yep, it's like a whole graveyard just rose from the dead and crawled onto one t-shirt, available to pre-order now. Tasty.

Here's my undeader, a charming fella

Jack the Zombie Ripper

Sunday, 26 October 2008

Get your hands on these you damn dirty ape!

I'm an apeman, I'm an ape ape man, oh I'm an ape man- and if you are too, perhaps you'll want to show some kindred spirit and sport this tee. Yeah, I've already told you about it, but I just got my grubby mitts on these pics of the real thing, courtesy of wooter extraordinaire monsieur thejakeyl88 (known as "thej" to his friends). Looks like they did a sterling job with the printing, and I wanted to share. So to get your little monkey paws on one of these BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!! go HERE, there's a good chap/chappette. They will, unless we see some strange reversal of fortunes, be gone after tomorrow, never to return 'til MONKEYS ROAM THE EARTH*

Reverse Tarzan

*technically, monkeys already roam the earth, when they aren't preoccupied with swinging upside down from coconut trees. But I mean when monkeys roam the earth looking like rubbery Roddy McDowalls. Help me Dr Zaius!

Friday, 24 October 2008

Some new stuff!

Oh, hey, y'alright? Yeah, I'm fine, y'know, nothing special, but thought I ought to make a new post. So, here's some new stuff, as promised in that alluring title. First, this is a design commissioned by a tee company called Esau Apparel- maybe not the sorta thing I'd normally do, but I'm pleased with how it turned out. I'll let you know how to get hold of it when it's printed.


Oh, and here's an alternative version, with a lovely dove from above...coooooooooo.....


Keeping with the avian theme, inspired by that design, here's a bird in a hat (yeah, I'm clutching at straws for things to shove in this post...did you notice?):

Mr J M Byrd, esq.

Oh, I also have this simple little design in the shirt.woot Derby this week. If you feel a kinship with bloodthirsty but ultimately remorseful robots, why not give it your vote?

So that completes this week's edition of "some new stuff". I liked it, I thought it was good.

Wednesday, 15 October 2008

Another day, another tee

What's this? More t-shirts?! It must be Christmas (only 69 shopping days to go- why not buy your loved ones an oversized stippled businesslike monkey and beat the queues?)

Yes, head over to Woot for this little slice of monkeyania- $10 today, $15 tomorrow, shipping all over the world!
Couldn't do it in it's original massive print glory, but the woot folk'll do a great job printing it (I'll be honest, I sold out a bit and went for highest price over biggest print- does that make me a bad person? Probably just a bad artist)

Monkey Man at Woot

Monkey at Shirt.woot today!


Wednesday, 8 October 2008

Tee Available- For One Day ONLY!!!

Roll up, roll up, check out my t-shirt available for just $9 (that's, what, like 50p?) and available for ONE DAY ONLY at teefury. Yes, like a DFS sale, this MUST END AT MIDNIGHT. But unlike a DFS sale, this actually will end. So buy it while you can, I implore you! But only if you live in America, cos that's the only way you'll be getting your hands on this bad boy, unless you have some very friendly Usasian friends willing to buy one on your behalf.

So yes, here it is, a macabre ode to the drudgery of work, or something:

At Teefury- for one day only!

VonMonkey tee- for one day only!

Oh, and I apologise for the lack of recent updates. I know you've all been on the edge of your seats waiting to see what I would come up with next- I know I have! But rest assured, there's more to come- two more shirts on their way in the next couple of weeks, in fact. Huzzah!